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Best Binary Options Clips on YouTube!

We’ve gathered the best Binary Options videos on YouTube, especially for our members. Now here’s the catch – when I’m saying “best”, I mean those videos who teach you how to become a successful multimillionaire trader, oh yeah.



License to Print Money

Stop everything you’re doing! Because our quest for big money made out of online trading has finally come to an end. We’ve identified a few “millionaires” who were willing to talk to us about their secret systems… and even sell them to us. Yeah, good times ahead!


Some of the videos might be long, but they are worth it so here’s the first one: 


All Falls Down. Really?

This is one of my favorite robots of all time (joking of course). It’s heavily advertised and it pops up everywhere. Check out the gloomy beginning of the video: the economy is going to crash, the market is going down… soon we won’t have food and clothes maybe. But don’t worry, all world problems have a single answer: Binary Options and especially, Binary Options traded with the help of OptionBot 2.0. They claim the first version of OptionBot was a huge success and people were getting rich overnight all over the world… but they wanted to improve it. Why improve something that is already amazingly profitable? I have no idea, but they are the geniuses. Anyway, people still believe those testimonials come from real traders and not actors? Maybe the mysterious music played in the beginning of the video is meant to brainwash us… I guess one of the Youtube comments about the video really sums up how I feel about it: “wtf is this shit?”




Hold Your Horses!

This guy is hilarious right from the start. In fact, I think I could spend hours talking about all the mind blowing stuff he claims, but let’s just stick to the obvious: he states he is/was a horse gambler (Warning sign numero uno!) and then goes to say “I, like any keen gambler…” “…came across Binary Options due to the similarities it had to roulette…” Duuude, you are in the wrong place! No gamblers here! So pack up your toys and leave us. Go play roulette or whatever you do. Ok, this gambler then tells us that he discovered (or invented or found buried behind a tree) a system… And then his house maid – yea, his HOUSE MAID – coded it into a robot. OMG, this is the ultimate of the ultimate idiotic stuff I heard. So his house maid who was a guy, not a girl as you would expect just happened to be a programming genius and there you go…. Presto! Printing money. Check out the car and house pictures he shows us and expects us to believe it’s his… Although he says the software is worth $3000, he is going to sell it to us for just $37. Yea makes sense… no scam here




Too Long. Way Too Long. Wow.

It’s a long video but how can you not like this guy with his orange shirt and his uncomfortable stance. It’s clear how nervous he is and how hard he tries to hide it and maybe that’s why he chose to make this video inside a pub. I can’t find other good explanation for the location except that he needed a couple of drinks before filming just to keep him from bursting into laughter when saying that we will be rich using his software. Of course, he has the usual story about how he built his robot and I cannot help but notice how all these marketers assume that we are all retards: you don’t need any computer skills, you don’t need any trading experience, actually you don’t even need a brain because they will hold our hands throughout the process and we can make money while “… banging whores”. Yes, he says that…




Whenever You Want It, Come Get It!

Ok, this one claims you can double your money with his system “whenever you want”. So I believe it goes like this: I want my $5K doubled… I want my $5K doubled… I want my $5K doubled… Pufff! Here’s 10K. Enjoy! And don’t spend it all in one place. I must trust him because the system made him over 1.3 million pounds in about a year so count me in on this magic. I want some! Oh, and he has a ninja drawing on his presentation. Now I know it’s not a scam because his Bot is as accurate as a ninja and ninjas don’t lie or fail… However, what makes this video epic is the fact that he claims to have made over 1.3 million pounds (in a year), starting with only… 200 and trading just about an hour a day. Ok, where do I sign up?




Back to the 90’s

What really stands out in this video and the first thing I noticed was the voice of the presenter. It’s like I’m watching a trailer for a 90’s movie: *deep voice* “In the third millennium, the world changed. Climate, nations, all were in upheaval. ”Sylvester Stallone is…  Judge Dredd. I am the Law *deep voice*. Now, I wouldn’t really care about the voice if the product presented was a good one… but is it? He says it’s not a get rich quick scheme but then shows us how he makes 245 bucks in less than 5 minutes. Well, if that’s not quick, I don’t know what is. Anyway, notice around the 2 minute mark of the video how thorough his analysis is before trading? “So let’s wait a bit longer… aaa… and if you think it will go up… mmm… click… Calll” Sounds like a true expert. Yep, he knows what he’s doing.




Best for the Last

I saved the best for last. These guys from Cedar Finance will tell me The Secret to trading Binary Options successfully. Finally, I will know the ultimate truth about the market! Well, I couldn’t resist the temptation and I contacted their Live Chat, asking about The Secret. As expected, all the guy was interested in was to make me open an account and deposit and all my attempts at finding out the Secret failed; I even offered to pay for the Secret, but he wouldn’t reveal it… Arrghhh, so close! And yet so far…

Maybe the only Secret is that none of this guys actually know how to trade and they are just looking to make some money off the backs of naïve people. So my alternatives are to trust a horse and roulette gambler or a guy who allegedly became a millionaire in a year starting from 200 pounds and trading one hour per day or a guy in a pub who tells me that I can make money while “banging whores” or Mister Deep Voice movie trailer guy. Well, thanks but no thanks and in response to all the market gurus above, I must agree with the Youtube comment: “wtf is this shit?” 



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